Pinoy Jokes

Empleyado: Boss, namatay diay a2ng manager, pwde ba ako nalang
ang mopuli sa iyang pwesto?
Boss: Pwde man, pero ambot lang kaha kung mosugot ang punerarya,
itry daw! Hehehe

Sometimes you can’t help but i think
“Ngano mingaw man?”
Then you’ll ask yourself normal pa ba ni?
But in the end you’ll realize ” Ai ako ra diay naay lod! Hahaha!

Muslim: Libog ko aning kristyano kung ilang igsoon
namatay ihawan ug baboy, kanding, baka ug manok.
Kung ang ilang GINOO mamatay binignit ra tawon ang kaunon. hehehe!

Buta: Close your eyes
Pungkol: Give me your hand darling
Bungol: Do you hear my heart beating
Bugo: Do you understand
Manhid: Do you still the same
Poor: Am i only dreamin’
Fireman: Is this burning an eternal flame
Amang: Say my name
Buang: Sunshine thru the rain
Sad: My whole life so lonely
Doctor: They’ll cam and ease the pain
Adik2x: I dont wanna lose this feeling
Iro: Woooooooohhhhhhhh…(hahaha)!

Naay usa ka tao sige cya damgo basketball nag wonder sya ngano!
One day ad2 xa hospital. nagpakunsulta
Tao: Doc, sige lage ko damgo basketball.? Ngano man ni cya?
Doctor: Ahh, mao ba sige, tumara ni ako hatag nga tambal
dapat tumar0n na jud nimu ni unya para dili nka sige damgo basketball
Tao: Dok, pwde ugma nalang nku tumaron?
Doktor: NganO man?
Tao: CHAMPIONSHIP man jud unya!..hahaha!

Galileo: Great mind

Einstein: Genius mind

Newton: Extra ordinary mind

Bill Gates: Brilliant mind

ME? Never mind, as long as I’m cute, i don’t mind! Hehehe

Gf: Gaano mo ako kamahal?
Bf: (Nilagay nya gamay sa brief tapos sabi)
Ikaw ang dahilan sa bawat pagtigas nito…-aaawww hahaha!

College life is hard, full of problemz, puyat, pagod

And when you feel you cant do it anymore

Stand up! Be confident & say,.”Basta saputon ko,magminyo na jud ko ba!” Hehehe

Bahala’g wala kay tulog-tulog,

Kaysa walay mata-mata! Oh astig,db? Whahaha

 ”Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” Motto lang yan ng mga pangit!

Unya kay mga gwapqa man ta,..e2 sa atin,…..

“Use your beauty to make boys crazy” Astig,db? Hahaha