http://pinoyjokes.exinrex.com Filipino Jokes | Bisaya Jokes | Visayan Jokes | Green Jokes | Adult Jokes | Tagalog Jokes | SMS Jokes | Bisaya Jokes | Philippines Jokes | Text Jokes Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:34:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Naa koy dinner date before naay kugmo near her lip So i told her nalang nga "naay kan-on near your lip". Gitilapan niya ug niingon, Ikaw gyud,.di man kan-on,sud-an! http://pinoyjokes.exinrex.com/funny-visayan-jokes/dinner-date/ Gf: Magtaguanay ta! Bf: Cge ba! Unsay premyo nko pagmakit-an taka? Gf: Magjer2x ta Bf: Uy wow! Unyag di taka makit-an? Gf: Eeii,..makalagot man ka uy,basta naa rako luyo sa drum! Wahahaha! http://pinoyjokes.exinrex.com/funny-visayan-jokes/magtago-tago-bf-ug-gf/ If you have problem 'yaw gyud pakamatay!  Just think of this! Lungon: 25,000 Haya: 3,500 Lubong: 5,000 Kape & Biskwet: 1,700 That's why if you have problem text me! RED HORSE -45.00 ra! Hehehe http://pinoyjokes.exinrex.com/funny-visayan-jokes/gasto-sa-magpakamatay/ Sakop: Lenti kang amoha ka! Imo kong gihimo nga tawo2x sa basakan,unya ako suweldo walay saka2x! Kun mamatay ko,kinsa mopakaon sa akong pamilya,ikaw? Amo: Eninglisa,kay patas-on nako imong suweldo. Sakop: Lightning you! Man2x me in the farm,my salary did not climb! If i die who will eat my family,you? http://pinoyjokes.exinrex.com/funny-visayan-jokes/usa-ka-magsasaka/ Konduktor: Kinsa ning kanding dinhi? Pedro: Ako na! Konduktor: Plitihan tani ha? Pedro: O' pangutan-a lang kung naa ba na sya'y kwarta! http://pinoyjokes.exinrex.com/funny-visayan-jokes/c-pedro-nagkarga-ug-kanding-sa-bus/ Girl texted her bf... i like the way you kissed me last night... Specially when you've passed the chewing gum to my mouth. Bf replyed....unsay gum?! Giubo ko,.pLema 'to wui?..eewww!! hehehe http://pinoyjokes.exinrex.com/funny-visayan-jokes/manag-uyab-2/ Teacher: Give me colors that begin w/ letter M.... Pupil: Maroon! Teacher: Anybody else? Bungi: Mlue,Mlawn,Mlak,Mink,Maiolet.. Teacher: MELLYGOOD malakmakan!! http://pinoyjokes.exinrex.com/funny-tagalog-jokes/usa-ka-bungi/ Nurse: Pila imo anak nang? Pasyente: 15 kabook Nurse: Sus! Ginoo, wa ka ng gamit PILLS, CONDOM, IUD, W/DRAWAL? Pasyente: Krus my heart, OTIN ra jd...! http://pinoyjokes.exinrex.com/funny-visayan-jokes/nurse-ug-pasyente/ Mukatol imong lubot murag may mogimuk daw gi-kagid nga di ka kasabot ayaw pangutot kay musamot likayi nag pagkalot kay ang KIGWA mosulpot! Hehehe http://pinoyjokes.exinrex.com/funny-visayan-jokes/your-horoscope-for-today/ Bahala ug way kaugmaon Basta maugmaan... Kay unsaon man nimo ang kaugmaon kun di ka na maugmaan? O'Ha?Ha?Ha?! http://pinoyjokes.exinrex.com/funny-visayan-jokes/thought-for-the-week/