Pinoy Jokes

Dinner Date

Exinrex — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:34:43 +0000

Naa koy dinner date before naay kugmo near her lip

So i told her nalang nga “naay kan-on near your lip”.

Gitilapan niya ug niingon,

Ikaw gyud,.di man kan-on,sud-an!

Magtago-tago Bf ug Gf

Exinrex — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:08:34 +0000

Gf: Magtaguanay ta!

Bf: Cge ba! Unsay premyo nko pagmakit-an taka?

Gf: Magjer2x ta

Bf: Uy wow! Unyag di taka makit-an?

Gf: Eeii,..makalagot man ka uy,basta naa rako luyo sa drum! Wahahaha!

Gasto sa Magpakamatay

Exinrex — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:02:53 +0000

If you have problem ‘yaw gyud pakamatay! Just think of this!

Lungon: 25,000

Haya: 3,500

Lubong: 5,000

Kape & Biskwet: 1,700

That’s why if you have problem text me!

RED HORSE -45.00 ra! Hehehe

Usa ka Magsasaka

Exinrex — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 06:22:46 +0000

Sakop: Lenti kang amoha ka! Imo kong gihimo nga tawo2x sa basakan,unya ako
suweldo walay saka2x! Kun mamatay ko,kinsa mopakaon sa akong pamilya,ikaw?
Amo: Eninglisa,kay patas-on nako imong suweldo.
Sakop: Lightning you! Man2x me in the farm,my salary did not climb! If i die
who will eat my family,you?

C Pedro Nagkarga ug Kanding sa Bus

Exinrex — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:51:03 +0000

Konduktor: Kinsa ning kanding dinhi?
Pedro: Ako na!
Konduktor: Plitihan tani ha?
Pedro: O’ pangutan-a lang kung naa ba na
sya’y kwarta!

Manag-uyab

Exinrex — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:40:46 +0000

Girl texted her bf…
i like the way you kissed me last night…
Specially when you’ve passed the chewing gum
to my mouth.
Bf replyed….unsay gum?! Giubo ko,.pLema ‘to wui?..eewww!! hehehe

Usa ka Bungi

Exinrex — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:31:58 +0000

Teacher: Give me colors that begin w/ letter M….
Pupil: Maroon!
Teacher: Anybody else?
Bungi: Mlue,Mlawn,Mlak,Mink,Maiolet..
Teacher: MELLYGOOD malakmakan!!

Nurse ug Pasyente

Exinrex — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:22:43 +0000

Nurse: Pila imo anak nang?
Pasyente: 15 kabook
Nurse: Sus! Ginoo, wa ka ng gamit
PILLS, CONDOM, IUD, W/DRAWAL?
Pasyente: Krus my heart, OTIN ra jd…!

Your Horoscope for Today

Exinrex — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:23:58 +0000

Mukatol imong lubot murag may mogimuk
daw gi-kagid nga di ka kasabot ayaw
pangutot kay musamot
likayi nag pagkalot kay ang KIGWA
mosulpot! Hehehe

Thought for the Week

Exinrex — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:17:12 +0000

Bahala ug way kaugmaon
Basta maugmaan…
Kay unsaon man nimo ang
kaugmaon kun di ka na
maugmaan?
O’Ha?Ha?Ha?!