Pinoy Jokes

Wife: Huboa akong panty,
husband: Oh, hubo nah!
wife: Huboa akong bra,
husband: Oh, hubo nah!
Wife: Sunod ayaw na ug panul-ob sa akong gmit ha?
bayota ka!

Love can mke all wrongs goes right..
Love can move mountains..
Love can add color to your life…
And love surely can remove underwears…aww..hehe!

Girl asked bf:
“if my right leg is ur lunch & my left leg
is ur dinner,w/c would you prefer?”
bf: “I prefer eating between meals..
gf:..ahhhh…..hungry!..hehe

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking
even when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher!
Teacher: Yati ha! Get one whole sheet of manila paper long quiz back to back!!

Sa laki ng earth,dba nakakatawa na nagkikilala tayo?
At sa dinami-dami ng mga tao, dba nakakapagtaka kung bakit tayo pinagtagpo?
Sabi kasi ni Lord,”Bazta mga badlungon,angay tapukon!”

Lito: Boy! Yung asawa mo,nakita kong naglalaro ng apoy!
Boy: Hahaha! Nagulat ka ano? Sanay talaga sa apoy yun,..
dating taga karnabal yun eh!

When you see your special sum1 holding hands w/ other,
dont cry not hurt,..Just lay your head down close your eyes & say,.
“Pesti,inatay! Dili rba jud cla bagay! hehehe

Juan: Nurse pls bring me a hot waterbag, my toes are cold
Nurse: Your asking the wrong nurse, I’m the head nurse.
Juan:Ok…tell to the foot nurse need it now, thanks!

I realized i should be thankful with my
mistakes,. Why?
For because of my mistakes,
I got stinky,
I got dirty,
but see…. i learned..hehehe2x

Isang gabi umiiyak ako!
Napatingin ako sa buwan
Sabi nya, “Don’t cry may magmamahal din sau”..
Sumag0t ako sabi ko..
“Mo0n, dili unta ka mag-2bag2x ba,.cl0se ba d i ta?? hehehe