Archive for July, 2008

Bakla kapla noon

after having sex
d girl
kps on touchn d orgran of the guy
guy: u want mor?
grl:nope!mynamimiz lng kc aq.
guy:cno?Ung ex mo?
girl:hindi!my ganito kc aq before…

July 7th, 2008 | Posted in Adult Funny Jokes, Funny Tagalog Jokes | No Comments

Dinner Date

Naa koy dinner date before naay kugmo near her lip
So i told her nalang nga “naay kan-on near your lip”.
Gitilapan niya ug niingon,
Ikaw gyud,.di man kan-on,sud-an!

July 3rd, 2008 | Posted in Funny Visayan Jokes | 1 Comment

Magtago-tago Bf ug Gf

Gf: Magtaguanay ta!
Bf: Cge ba! Unsay premyo nko pagmakit-an taka?
Gf: Magjer2x ta
Bf: Uy wow! Unyag di taka makit-an?
Gf: Eeii,..makalagot man ka uy,basta naa rako luyo sa drum! Wahahaha!

July 3rd, 2008 | Posted in Funny Visayan Jokes | No Comments

Gasto sa Magpakamatay

If you have problem ‘yaw gyud pakamatay!  Just think of this!
Lungon: 25,000
Haya: 3,500
Lubong: 5,000
Kape & Biskwet: 1,700
That’s why if you have problem text me!
RED HORSE -45.00 ra! Hehehe

July 3rd, 2008 | Posted in Funny Visayan Jokes | No Comments