Amo: Inday! bumili ka nga ng mga isda…
Ay o nga pala, inglesera ka na ngaUn, would
you please buy many fishes for this week’s meals?
Inday: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant
a variety of fish. The term ‘fishes’ although rarely used,
connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled
aquatic creatures. But the more pressing […]
Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko,
nadadatnan ktang nanunuod ng TV?!
Inday: becoz i don’t want you to see me
doing absolutely nothng …
Hahahahahaha!
Bongga!
Amo: Hoy inday! bakit sunog ang sinaing?
Inday: heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus
affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel,
causing the “oriza sativa” which is the scientific
name of rice 2 change its state of color, smell
as wel as taste
Amo: bongga!
A grl trnsferd in a public skul.
dey hav a 3 rowed CR 4 grls.
but nobody uses d middle CR xcpt her.She’s
wondering y she olwys fil dt drs som1 touchng
her 4 head evrytym she uses dat CR…
1 day,she saw a janitress & askd her..
G: xcuse me,mtagal ka na ba d2?
J: oo,bkit?
G: kc s 2wing gngamit ko […]
God made nature green,
pro pinakialaman natin!
God made rivers clean,
pro pinakialaman pa rin natin!
God made me cute,
PLS LNG! pabayaan nlng natin!..he..he..
Tinatamad ka bang dalawin ang iyong
loved ones sa sementeryo?
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Text na!
hehehehhe….
Gno man ktgal tau d mgkta,
Gno man ktagal tau d mg-uzap
gno man kdami ang ating mkila2
man2tiling nkatatk ang pangaln mo…
sa BIRTH CERTIFIC8 mo!!!..hehehe!
Pano kung ang grades mo ay
MATH-68
PHYSICS-65
ENGLISH-69
ECONOMICS-66
ok lng yan b proud…
at sbhin mo,
AT LEAST WLA KOY
LINE OF SEVEN!! o dba?!
ngiti ka pra mwala problma..
ngiti ka kaibigan…
ngiti ka kahit kanino..
ngiti lng ng ngiti..
isang paalala mula sa..
PHILIPPINE MENTAL hospital!
ANAK: Tay wla nnamn tyong ulam
AMA: Mahirap ngayon ang buhay anak,
tiis muna tayo, isipin mo na lng ung ulam
na sasabihin ko sa bwat subo mo
ANAK: Cge tay!
AMA: Nilagang baka!
ANAK: Hmmm…sarap
AMA: Adobo baboy!
ANAK: Hmmm…sarap
AMA: Kalderetang kambing!
ANAK: Huhuhuhuhu
AMA: Bkit ka niyak!
ANAK: Ang anghang tay!